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Actually, most of these are for pretty logical reasons.Side effects FUCK YEAH
The two that I really experienced were higher propensity to sunburn (although I adjusted to that) and terrible terrible pains in my throat when I took them lying down once by mistake (mine said you were supposed to take them with a glass of milk and stay standing up for an hour afterwards. If yours say anything like this, believe it!)
How odd … I’ve always been fascinated by side effects, the weirder the better.
The most horrific I’ve ever seen were from Roacutain, which my flatmate was taking in his first year of college. It’s really, really hardcore Acne stuff, that just resulted in him having constantly dry lips and lots of nose bleeds. The side effects included suicidal depression though.
The most hilariously inappropriate side effects I’ve ever seen were for anti-depressants my ex was taking. She was taking them as part of her recovery from Anorexia Nervosa, but one of the side effects was Anorexia*. She was quickly put onto a different course of drugs once she pointed that out.
* Anorexia is a medical term meaning “having no appetite”. Someone who has just eaten can be - quite correctly - referred to as being Anorexic. It can be caused by something as simple as drinking too much tea, or can be a symptom of something much more serious. Anorexia Nervosa, however, is a psychological reluctence to eat. There’s a very big difference.
Some of my favorites are from TV commercials over here.
- There’s an asthma medication that has “increased risk of asthma-related death” as a side-effect. Surely, that’s what one is trying to avoid by taking said medication?
- Anti-heartburn medication that causes dementia. Sure, you’ll be able to eat the whole pizza, but you won’t be able to remember why… Also, it’s highly addictive.
- An anti-congestion medication that causes sinus infections and the common cold. In other words, you won’t be congested because of allergies or whatever, you’ll be congested because of… your anti-congestion medication.
- Not a medication, but Lay’s had fat-free chips a while back that caused a good % of people who ate them to shit pure grease.
And, on the less funny front, most of the anti-depressants on the US market have an insanely high risk of making the person take them suicidal. It’s just ridiculous, especially considering you will actually feel less depressed…
From conversations I’ve had with people, most of them said it initially made them feel utterly shit for the first week, but then once they got used to it they started to feel better. And by “utterly shit” yeah, I mean suicidal. At least one attempted it during their first week.
An even further irony is that when they ended up in hospital, the doctors asked what they had taken - which was an assload of painkillers - but kept asking if they’d taken any of their anti-depressants. Turns out, overdosing on painkillers is a piece of piss to sort out, it’s the anti-depressants that will really fuck you up!
I dunno, it kind of makes sense to me about the anti-depressants causing depression. I mean, it’s fucking around with that part of your brain, it’s not exactly surprising if your brain doesn’t react that well to start with.
Which is initially what I thought when you said about the anti-depressants causing anorexia, but then I realised it’s a different thing because one is psychological and the other is physical.
So yeah, I guess medications that can cause side-effects which are the opposite of what you’re taking them for don’t weird me out all that much because they’re targeting that specific part of the body. And the key word is ‘can’. It’s when you get totally random ones that I start to worry about what I’m putting inside myself.
Asthma drugs giving you asthma: yup. There’s a class of asthma meds called LABDs (long acting bronchodilators), which are basically reliever inhalers that were modified to linger on for a while, about 12-20 hours or so. The catch? Bronchi are tricky little things, and what works short-term doesn’t work long-term. There’s evidence that LABDs alone can make asthma worse, which is why they’re hardly ever prescribed as mono therapy and most often prescribed in a combination inhaler with a steroid that compensates for these effects.
Antidepressants and suicide: this one is trickier, there’s a biological and a psychological side to it. The biological side is that a lot of antidepressants are pretty stimulating. Depressed people often say ‘I don’t even have the strength to kill myself, but if I had, I would’. Activating antidepressants like fluoxetine and, to a lesser extent, moclobemide are particularly bad, but the risk is with all antidepressants: the sedation of depression that made people physically unable to kill themselves is purely biological, and may go sooner than the feelings that lead to suicide, which are a composite of biology and psychology. The psychological side to this is that depression is a complex issue, and some parts of it are alleviated quicker than others, leaving the patient to have regained his insight into how shit his life is, but not seeing any improvement just yet.
Runny noses and hayfever sprays: this one has to do with immunosuppression and disabling the immune system. The immune system is a frightfully intricate mechanism, and some of it is more useful than others. Hayfever is an immune reaction against pollens, and the symptoms you experience - runny nose, sneezing, mucous excretions, itching and so on - are basically the signs of a localised inflammation. So a lot of nasal sprays contain steroids that suppress the immune system in your nose. The bad news is that steroids cannot selectively suppress IgE based reactions, which are responsible for hayfever, but leave the part of your immune system that deals with bugs intact. You’re immunosuppressed, and opportunistic infections that have colonised your nasal passages but were until then kept in check by your own immune system will go rampant and give you… a runny nose. Actually, this problem has a far more unpleasant big brother: patients who take high dose immunosuppressants, e.g. against an autoimmune illness, or organ transplant recipients who take immunosuppressants to prevent their own body from rejecting the donor organ, are at a very high risk of such opportunistic infections.
Another common fav of silly side effects is, of course, the fact that other than surgical removal of tumours, most ways to treat neoplasms (cancer) can cause secondary tumours. Radiation is pretty obvious, but most chemotherapy drugs and biological anti-tumour therapies (monoclonal antibodies, MABs - the most famous being trastuzumab aka Herceptin, an anti-breast cancer MAB famous for its high cost and the long battle for its availability on the NHS) can cause cancer. Sucks, eh?
That having been said, my favourite side effects are a dead tie between melarsoprol, a trypanosomiasis (sleeping sickness) drug that is fatal in and of itself in at least a fifth of all treated cases, and the dopamine agonist Mirapex, used in the treatment of Parkinson’s, which gave a lot of unsuspecting old chaps a rather nasty gambling addiction. It was always known that dopa plays a role in the development of addictions, being, you know, the reward neurotransmitter, but why exactly it gave folks a gambling addiction and why other dopaminergics, like NDRI antidepressants (e.g. Wellbutrin, which under the name Zyban is used as a smoking cessation aid!), don’t have such effects.